On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping."
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On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
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On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions:
Use like regular soap."
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On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."
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On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
"Do not turn upside down."
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On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly."
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On an American Airlines
packet of nuts:
"Instructions:
Open packet, eat nuts."
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On Marks & Spencer
Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
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On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning:
May cause drowsiness."
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
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On most brands of
Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
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On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts."
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On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
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On a tube of Crest Toothpaste:
"If swallowed contact poison control."
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On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
"Do not use on food."
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On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals."
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On a bottle of ALL
laundry detergent:
"Remove clothing before
distributing in washing machine."
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